Waltzing Matilda

I saw Ashley Walter's ass last night (!)  Yep.  It was one of the more memorable moments in the impressive theatre production Off the Endz, a play about a fella who can't seem to break away from his ghetto mentality (in a nutshell) and seems intent on bringing down everyone with him.  Unfortunately last night was the finale :-(  (And I'm still here wondering why men don't get stretch marks on their derrieres! I'm sorry, but you had to see it.)